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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Gov. Abbott Enlists Texas National Guard to Shoot at Wildfires

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Gov. Abbott Enlists Texas National Guard to Shoot at Wildfires

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

AUSTIN, Texas — Governor Greg Abbott deployed Texas National Guard troops to combat the rapidly spreading wildfires in the state’s Panhandle, according to his press…

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What if they got cops to point their guns at it and scream, “GET ON THE GROUND!”? I bet that’d work better.
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  Choke it!
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  “We don’t need guns we need fire extinguishers.”
  
  A quote that will live on longer than most Palestinians.

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