I’m a lemmon you’re a lemmon we’re all lemmons.
Just don’t ask me to join the lemon party. Not falling for that one again
Lemmon, it’s Wednesday.
But then what does /c/ mean?
If we’re lemmings, then these are /c/liffs
/c/itrusses, duh
That’s a myth. Well. The suicide part. It was started because the normal lemming run wasn’t “dramatic” enough, and in any case, Lemmings don’t really run on cue, so Disney caught a bunch of lemmings and threw them over the cliff using a turntable for a white Wilderness (Like you know those spinning fertilizer or salt spreaders? It was like that. But with lemmings.)
Normally, lemmings make short hops to get down safely.
(Though for the record that was a really fun video game.)
I like fediots.
We call ourselves lemmings? That’s new information to me, though I guess it would make sense. Lemons is better though.
I’m sure it’s supposed to be lemurs, but really it’s lemmongs.
No wait… lemmites. Sorry.
When I have to pick between a cute furry rodent or a sour fruit… I know what I’d pick.
When life throws you a lemon, you hurl it back as fast as you can and cuddle a lemming.
I would say since there isn’t a singular instance we can see these posts from, instead of being Lemmings/Kbinners/whatever, we call ourselves “Federales” due to the federated nature of the servers.
As long as we don’t start making The Federation and Star Trek jokes, I’m for it
Or just “the feds”
Some grey federales say, they could a had him any day
They only let him slip away out of kindness I suppose
yoo van zandt, nice
But yeah agree, federales is already a word and an ill-fitting one.
since we are more than lemmy users lets just call ourselfs the feds
Imo, Lemmons make about as much sense as callling Kbin users Kbabs.
You say that as if it’s a bad thing. Kbab is a fantastic name!
You’re clearly operating in some kind of made up world. Lemmings is amazing.
Somebody suggested Lemmur on another post. I thought that was a good one to go with
I knew a lawyer-lady who was, technically, a “Miss Lemmon”.
She really hated my shitty Hercule Perot accent.
Can’t really blame her on that. Fortunately I only cracked the joke once.
Because lemmings are cute. Lemons are just something you squeeze the juice out of to make lemonade or just lemon water to clean your liver.
Lemming (verb): the act of doing lemmy Lemm-on (noun): having erected lemmy. So only instance owners can be called lemmons. The correct term for the rest of us is: Lemmer (noun): someone who does lemmy
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Lemmyng? Lemmyn? Hmm, lemmyn sound like a female separatist Lemmy users, I guess.