• Hamartiogonic
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    9 months ago

    This is absolutely brilliant! Bing refused to write a rap song, but a ballad following AABA pattern seems totally fine though.

    We dig the earth for yellowcake We crush and grind and leach and bake We send it to the enrichment plant Where centrifuges make it dance

    We are the uranium miners We work with radioactive shiners We are the uranium miners We make the fuel for the reactors

    We separate the isotopes We want the U-235 the most We discard the U-238 We pack the enriched stuff in crates

    We are the uranium miners We work with radioactive shiners We are the uranium miners We make the fuel for the reactors

    We ship the crates to the factory Where they turn them into pellets tiny They stack them in metal tubes They seal them tight with no leaks or rubs

    We are the uranium miners We work with radioactive shiners We are the uranium miners We make the fuel for the reactors

    We load the rods into the core Where they start a chain reaction for sure They heat the water into steam They spin the turbines and make us beam

    We are the uranium miners We work with radioactive shiners We are the uranium miners We power the world with our splitters

    None of that is really secret or sensitive, because you could just read wikipedia or go to the public library to learn this stuff. Funny thing is, Bing refuses to answer this question in the normal or even rap format.