There was an old lady who swallowed the goatse. She swallowed the goatse to catch the dogarithm, She swallowed the dogarithm to catch the catthew, She swallowed the catthew to catch the birdley , She swallowed the birdley to catch the spidifer, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her; She swallowed the spidifer to catch the flyson; I don’t know why she swallowed the flyson – perhaps she’ll die!