• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        Joker: I’ve tried everything! Mobs of gun-toting clowns. Mind altering gas. Inciting riots. Political engineering. An elaborate plan to make everyone look like me. Sharks.

        Bane: Sharks?

        Joker: Yes, sharks. Did I stutter? Honey, do I have something distracting stuck in my teeth?

        Harley: No, sweetie. Just that winning smile of yours. ::mwah:: ^_^

        Bane: (That’s it. I’m just gonna level the whole city and be done with this place)