VanHalbgott@lemmus.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoHow do you eat mustard where you live?message-squaremessage-square87fedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down16
arrow-up163arrow-down1message-squareHow do you eat mustard where you live?VanHalbgott@lemmus.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square87fedilink
minus-squareikidd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·9 months agoI smear it all over my lower body where my tongue can reach, then lick it off, yelling “Who’s your daddy now, bitch!” at the top of my lungs. B-52’s “Love Shack” must be playing in the background.
minus-squareslowwooderrunsdeep@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoYour local hot dog vendor must hate you
I smear it all over my lower body where my tongue can reach, then lick it off, yelling “Who’s your daddy now, bitch!” at the top of my lungs. B-52’s “Love Shack” must be playing in the background.
Your local hot dog vendor must hate you