tree@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agoMortician Reheats Mug Of Coffee In Corner Of Oven During First Cremation Of Daywww.theonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1133arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1130arrow-down1external-linkMortician Reheats Mug Of Coffee In Corner Of Oven During First Cremation Of Daywww.theonion.comtree@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square8fedilinkfile-text
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minus-squaretinshoe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·5 months agoThis needs to be a sign in my works cafe as I’ve had guys look straight and me like I kicked their dog because the conveyor belt toaster isnt at 11. I’m sorry I don’t like burnt cold bagels…
This needs to be a sign in my works cafe as I’ve had guys look straight and me like I kicked their dog because the conveyor belt toaster isnt at 11. I’m sorry I don’t like burnt cold bagels…