• pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11 months ago

    Aight real talk if you want to have real pleasure stop masturbating and start fucking yourself. Get a good couple dildos (make sure they’re platinum cure or medical grade or otherwise body safe, it’s perfectly legal to sell you dildos that will give you ass cancer), get some good (read: not glycerin based) water based lube, figure out what positions you like, and go to town on yourself 3 or 4 days a week. The longer you go without cumming, the more desperately horny you get, the better it will be. Don’t stress the not cumming part too much, but it does make it better. If you’re looking for recommendations, the dual density neo elite dildos are a good place to start. xLube or kLube is what I use for lube, and I also can’t recoomend a big, squishy plug, like a square peg egg plug or topped toys gape keeper enough. Don’t stop pleasuring yourself, do it better =D

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        11 months ago

        Why eat cake if protein paste provide nutrition?

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        11 months ago

        I mean, yeah fingering your ass is good too but your wrist will get tired fast

        Jokes aside, stimulating your prostate like that feels really really good. You don’t have to be gay to enjoy it, just comfortable enough with who you are to not mind putting something phallic up your ass. Personally, I used to jack off a ton (and still do quite a bit) but masturbation for me isn’t really satisfying, it’s a quick small hit of the good brain chemicals to help offset the adhd and depression. Fucking myself is a whole nother world and I didn’t know I could feel that good tbh. I consider myself bi but am generally a lot more attracted to femininity than masculinity. Honestly took me quite a while to get comfortable with giving it a try but I’m so fucking glad I did. So, I’m recommending it and maybe someone reading this will discover they love it as much as I do.

        Probably not, looking at the vote ratio but hey, worth talking about

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          I remember I used to find several years old and still relevant stuff on Reddit, so I am sure someone will find gold here someday 👊