The Monkey's PawEnglish · 11 months ago

I wish everyone on earth grew lush facial hair

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I wish everyone on earth grew lush facial hair

The Monkey's PawEnglish · 11 months ago

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11 months ago
Manned space exploration gets set back by decades as overly cautious medical advisors try to figure out the cause of hair loss in astronauts.
- averyminya@beehaw.org
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  Hair loss, eh.
  
  Macular degeneration on the other hand :(

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