Collision Resistance@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoGOP Congressman Says Dead Palestinian Babies Aren’t All That Innocentnewrepublic.comexternal-linkmessage-square88fedilinkarrow-up1347arrow-down19cross-posted to: nottheonion@kbin.socialnottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1338arrow-down1external-linkGOP Congressman Says Dead Palestinian Babies Aren’t All That Innocentnewrepublic.comCollision Resistance@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square88fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@kbin.socialnottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·11 months agoIt’s true, guys! Hamas has a baby brigade trained to infiltrate Israeli barracks at night and wake them up by crying ridiculously loudly until someone feeds them. Diabolical!
minus-squareBrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoI mean, give my toddler a screwdriver, put him under the fence, and he could bring the Pentagon to its knees.
minus-squareBeetschnapps@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-211 months agoIt could make a great “comedy of errors”/social satire style movie. Have the kid’s mischief mistaken for a terrorist cyber attack. By the end of it all, the kid is “rescued” from the “attack” and hailed as an American hero; a symbol of perseverance. Call the kid Chauncey Gardener or something…
It’s true, guys! Hamas has a baby brigade trained to infiltrate Israeli barracks at night and wake them up by crying ridiculously loudly until someone feeds them.
Diabolical!
I mean, give my toddler a screwdriver, put him under the fence, and he could bring the Pentagon to its knees.
It could make a great “comedy of errors”/social satire style movie. Have the kid’s mischief mistaken for a terrorist cyber attack.
By the end of it all, the kid is “rescued” from the “attack” and hailed as an American hero; a symbol of perseverance.
Call the kid Chauncey Gardener or something…