Ah this again… BMW offers an indicator subscription… you get 10 free flashes per month, and then if you haven’t bought in, it’s pay per flash… sheesh… how is that hard to understand? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Us BMW drivers do use indicators, they’re just at a wavelength that poor people can’t see.

Easy oil exchange pump. You need to stroke it left and right in order to get the old oil out of the tip of the lever.

The state I currently live, Louisiana, and it seems like blinkers at all is a premium package upgrade. Hell, half the time cops don’t even use them around here. The only vehicle I can reliably see use them are out of state 18 wheelers.

Was behind a driver’s Ed car once, no kids, the instructor. No blinker used…

I currently drive a BMW and I use them. But that’s because BMW driver is a state of mind and not based on the car you own. I am a Toyota driver at heart.

Why all the hate for BMW drivers? Pickup owners should also be in this meme.

I wish that problem was confined to BMW, it’s common enough to happen even with popular car drivers 'round these parts.

In my experience Audi drivers are the worst. Whenever I see an idiot on the road there’s always an Audi driver trying to out-idiot them right behind.

There must be a whole bunch of “temporarily embarrassed” BMW owners, then…

“I can’t read it, because it’s literally blinding me right now, what is that, some kind of LED projector inside?”

This works for people in the state of Florida too.

I resently switched from Toyota to Volkswagen. My signaling lowered by about 30%.

Here and there I just notice that I did it again.

I’d like to think that this is because BMW drivers are Orcs.

Story Time:

My brother once gave me a ride home from work, back before I could drive. He had a Mercedes. Not only was he drinking beer while driving, he refused to use his indicators/blinkers

When I asked him why he didn’t signal to other drivers, he said with a smirk “They didn’t come with this model” and proceeded to finish his can of beer.