Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-28 months agoCommunity note pointing out fake news once again 🫡sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1940arrow-down115
arrow-up1925arrow-down1imageCommunity note pointing out fake news once again 🫡sh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-28 months agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareDigitalTraveler42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up104arrow-down1·8 months agoWe should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.
minus-squarepancakes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·8 months agoI vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.
minus-squareCurbsTickle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·8 months agoI’d start out with heart attack, then add in drug-induced, then overdose, then overdose and found in a puddle of his own urine, etc… Just progressively more as if more information keeps coming out.
minus-squareCaptKoala@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoElon goes for a Sunday drive in his Space-Tesla, forgets oxygen.
We should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.
I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.
I’d start out with heart attack, then add in drug-induced, then overdose, then overdose and found in a puddle of his own urine, etc…
Just progressively more as if more information keeps coming out.
Elon goes for a Sunday drive in his Space-Tesla, forgets oxygen.