What’s the matter? Cat got your shlong?
I almost woke my kid up chuckling. :p
All cat owners can relate 😔
Why is the dick slit horizontal?
They used to be horizontal until about 1668, it was a side effect of the great plague.
Yours isn’t?
Sick dick
I see
That wasn’t an explanation, it was a compliment for you.
Leonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded
Only compatible with women from Asia
We do actually tell this to kids around here “be good or a cat will eat your pee pee”.
In just a few short years they’ll be very interested in feeding their pee pees to kitties.
My thoughts exactly… kids, you have no idea what you’re missing.
“Aahhhhh, fuck. What’s a cat’s nose look like again? Whatever.”
“Shit, were the ears on the side or on top? Fuck it, I’ll just wing the difference 'tween 'em.”
One fish is an insulting offer for a sausage that size, come on man
This is how boring it was to be a monk in the middle ages. You draw stuff like this in the margins when you aren’t painstakingly copying a Roman treatise on Aristotle’s Poetics.
You can get this on a pin (not the seller; had problems with the seller so YMMV). The art itself is called “Flaisch Macht Flaisch.”
That’s really cool!
This isn’t just random weirdness. There was apparently a point in the middle aged when a lot of people believed cats would steal men’s genitals.
Wtf
Gotta stop leaving that thing next to the litter box!
I’d be giving the cat payment for taking my dick, not a trade to get it back
