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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
It’s a sad day when shitposters don’t recognize a classic copypasta
You laugh, but remember when Apple partnered with Harmon to design these:
I’ll never forget my roommate saying “those look like strap ons”
I had these speakers when I was a kid! They actually sounded pretty good in my memory.
Yeah, they sounded pretty great. I think they still sell them.
Apparently they do still sell them or rather a newer revision.
https://www.harmankardon.com/home-audio/HKSOUNDSTICK4WHTAM.html
While I think the original design is pretty ugly It’s still kinda cool. The fourth revision is just very ugly.
Maybe they look better in person ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This looks like one of those automatic fleshlights
I laughed too loud at this and now I’m trying to not explain this to the in-laws
Hrm, maybe they would be into it, you never know…? :-P
Oh I get you - you literally don’t want to find out if they are! :-D
Picturing Archer in the bathtub with Lana’s parents.
But does it make you a chess master?
…I mean, ‘lol that’s a buttplug’ aside, bass is as much about feel as it is sound. An internal speaker - specifically one for bass - would probably be pretty wild to experience in more ways than just a wiggly butthole.
My biggest aversion to the product in question here would be that it’s made by Apple. :P
To be honest, that is exactly what crossed my mind 😂. Like, fuck, I’d try it 😂.
I would say it would be a lot like the time I fell in the inner tube I was riding on the water.
Poo poo.
iLube sold separately (4oz, $85)
Feel the bass up your ass.
I’m very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?
Also cheat during chess championships!
Toyota can get you 900 mile range on their new ev with a butt plug, imagine what Apple can do
https://jalopnik.com/toyota-says-this-butt-plug-will-allow-it-to-build-900-m-1850929505
Link? Sauce? Link tho?
Yeah I mean, I’m not not interested
Sam, your son would like a word with you.
C’mon Apple, you cowards! Do it!
Because you know I’m all about that bass
bAss
I could see Apple getting Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann to promote this.
