If I stay still, stare, and breathe slowly then I won’t destroy the planet.
The “fuck it, God mode”.
(I primarily play single player games, so it’s not like it messes with anyone else’s game.)
The Serial Curser: “Goddamn motherfucking cocksucking cuntface bitch motherfucker shitlicker fuckwad shithead cumbitchwhore twat cock fuck shit.”
This, half of it is barely audible mumbling.
I’m more a 6th option, alt-f4 -> uninstall -> never install again
Alt-F4
Roll a joint
Take a walk
“Launching game…”I used to be all of these, now I just press alt-F4 and go do something else. I’ll come back to it later when I’m calmer.
I put the controller down, drink some water, come back.
am try again
I will loudly proclaim, “Nope. Fuck this shit.”
I turn into a snarkasaurus. “Oh sure, of course, I guess it’s just always gonna happen to me, isn’t it?”
Quickly start doing anything else, pretending that it never happened.
I have a punching bag in my game room. It also accepts kicks though.
In my younger years I punched hard stuff (dry wall, doors made of solid wood, etc…) because it hurt.
Laugh hysterically then cry!
The shut the game off and go get laid.
Power Button, Bong, Nap.