• LordKitsuna@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    On the flip side though they do generally have an average penis length of 6 ft so the joke can still work it just needs to be the penis instead of the balls

    • AnonStoleMyPants
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      1 year ago

      But you could wrap the giant schlong around your neck and it would make a nice warm pulsating scarf.