TehBamski@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 年前Noah's Log: Day 2 (by Jeroom)i.imgur.comexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1257arrow-down125cross-posted to: funny@lemmy.world
arrow-up1232arrow-down1external-linkNoah's Log: Day 2 (by Jeroom)i.imgur.comTehBamski@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square9fedilinkcross-posted to: funny@lemmy.world
minus-squareAnonStoleMyPantslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 年前But you could wrap the giant schlong around your neck and it would make a nice warm pulsating scarf.
minus-squareladicius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前Remember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot. Seriously. No joke.
minus-squareTurtleTourParty@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前Luckily that process happens automatically every 90 minutes while you sleep.
But you could wrap the giant schlong around your neck and it would make a nice warm pulsating scarf.
Remember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot.
Seriously. No joke.
Luckily that process happens automatically every 90 minutes while you sleep.