🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agoAnon compares himself to his brothersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1308arrow-down126
arrow-up1282arrow-down1imageAnon compares himself to his brothersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squareMy Password Is 1234@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67arrow-down17·11 months agoWhy can’t Americans just be normal and use the metric system rather than some shit like 5’11 120 lbs? What the heck is that
minus-squarePatFusty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up46arrow-down7·11 months agoSorry thats 1.8E9nm tall and 8.5 stone. Hope thats easier for you to understand
minus-squareSekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up53arrow-down6·11 months agoThe stone isn’t since it’s not metric but the height legitimately is since I can just drop the e9 and get a reasonable height. Since, yknow, metric makes sense.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·11 months ago1.8 nm is kinda short
minus-squarefrosch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down4·11 months agoWell, as the „n“ just stands for „E-9“ it really just says 1.8 m
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down3·11 months agoAnd the comment I replied to said to drop the e9 …
minus-squarefossphi@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·11 months agoNot if the girlfriend is an ant
minus-squareGoun@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months agoI don’t think you have ever measured an ant
minus-squareSneezycatlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down3·11 months ago1.8e9nm means 1.8*10^9nm, which is 1.8m.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down2·11 months agoAnd the comment I replied to said to drop the e9 …
minus-squareAqarius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down3·11 months agoIt’s funny, you try and be intentionally obtuse with the nano units, except doing it in metric doesn’t work since “1.8” is still there.
minus-squareIllecors@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·11 months agoThat would be five minutes to eleven one hundred irritable bowl syndromes. You’re welcome
minus-squareBillegh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·11 months agoI’ll help explain: 5’11 is like 9’11 and describes the sidereal period when he was born. The lbs in 120 lbs is for Likable Behavior Scale units. He’s just saying his brother scored very high and is very likable.
minus-squarematthewmercury@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·11 months agoThe truth is that all Americans are comfortable with the metric system but we still use Imperial when we know it will bother you.
minus-squaremaynarkh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down3·11 months agoYou guys crashed a probe into Mars the last time you tried to use metric.
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoAnd yet you insist we keep trying. For shame. What other celestial bodies do you want us to crash into?
minus-squarematthewmercury@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoThat was one of the times we bothered you.
minus-squareMindSkipperBro12@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·11 months agoAnd that’s why Imperial is better, Metric just crashes spacecraft into planets.
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-211 months agoYeah but the time before that we put a man on the moon with it
minus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months agoPretty sure you should blame the British.
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoBlame the British, both for inventing the system and for being so insufferable that we refused to change to metric along with them
minus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoThey didn’t fully switch. The chart of measurements used by the British is very… random.
minus-squareMindSkipperBro12@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoFor you guys, he’s about 5.11 liters tall.
minus-squareFrankTheHealer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months ago5’11" = 180cm 120lbs = 54.4Kg For all those who prefer normal measurements lol
minus-squarecum@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·11 months agoBecause it makes other countries mad using our freedom units
Why can’t Americans just be normal and use the metric system rather than some shit like 5’11 120 lbs? What the heck is that
Sorry thats 1.8E9nm tall and 8.5 stone. Hope thats easier for you to understand
The stone isn’t since it’s not metric but the height legitimately is since I can just drop the e9 and get a reasonable height.
Since, yknow, metric makes sense.
1.8 nm is kinda short
Well, as the „n“ just stands for „E-9“ it really just says 1.8 m
And the comment I replied to said to drop the e9 …
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Not if the girlfriend is an ant
I don’t think you have ever measured an ant
1.8e9nm means 1.8*10^9nm, which is 1.8m.
And the comment I replied to said to drop the e9 …
It’s funny, you try and be intentionally obtuse with the nano units, except doing it in metric doesn’t work since “1.8” is still there.
Thanks, the nm were useful
That would be five minutes to eleven one hundred irritable bowl syndromes. You’re welcome
Tysm!
I’ll help explain:
5’11 is like 9’11 and describes the sidereal period when he was born.
The lbs in 120 lbs is for Likable Behavior Scale units. He’s just saying his brother scored very high and is very likable.
The truth is that all Americans are comfortable with the metric system but we still use Imperial when we know it will bother you.
You guys crashed a probe into Mars the last time you tried to use metric.
And yet you insist we keep trying. For shame. What other celestial bodies do you want us to crash into?
Alpha Centauri
That was one of the times we bothered you.
And that’s why Imperial is better, Metric just crashes spacecraft into planets.
Yeah but the time before that we put a man on the moon with it
Pretty sure you should blame the British.
Blame the British, both for inventing the system and for being so insufferable that we refused to change to metric along with them
They didn’t fully switch. The chart of measurements used by the British is very… random.
For you guys, he’s about 5.11 liters tall.
5’11" = 180cm
120lbs = 54.4Kg
For all those who prefer normal measurements lol
It’s 180cm
Because it makes other countries mad using our freedom units