sag@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoWhat You're acc to your fav languagelemm.eeimagemessage-square128fedilinkarrow-up1970arrow-down166
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minus-squarebaseless_discourse@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months agoI don’t have a favorite language, I just hate haskell less than all the other languages I have tried.
minus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-211 months agoDo you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.
minus-squarebaseless_discourse@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·11 months agoDude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard. In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.
minus-squareasudox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoHaskellers Haskell their way through Haskell. Simple.
I don’t have a favorite language, I just hate haskell less than all the other languages I have tried.
Do you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.
Dude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard.
In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.
Damn, this guy Haskells.
Haskellers Haskell their way through Haskell. Simple.