You guys, the Feds are on the front porch…
hello
My Fellow Americans
Thanks!
If you’re cold, he’s cold.
Presidents arent just for christmas, they are a huge commitment. Every year after the holidays, animal shelters fill up with unwanted presidents, and those that cannot be re-homed are euthanised.
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“Thank god you’re here, Mr. President. Your new name is Billy O’Brien and you’re about to take over as the leading candidate for the Democratic nomination.”
I am standing by and watching my doorbell cam. I’ll let you know when he shows.
Don’t sleep on Billy O.
drag
Don’t ever sleep on Billy O.
Welcome, to the Twilight Zone…
Ah, its time for the nightly “State of the Porch” presidential address
I don’t know if I would be over the top with excitement to meet President Barry or if I would be scared shitless because of the implication of his visit. He doesn’t look happy.
POV: when your home’s looking extra vulnerable to MQ-9 reaper drone
Thanks Obama
Get off my porch, come back with a birth warrant.
When did Obama get in I’m on observation duty?
is this… OBAMNA GATE?
First, they come for your stout, and then they come for for newports…
This is the shit Trump dreamt about that lead to him running.
nah. he’s not wearing a tan suit in this image so not nearly scary enough
Urethra Franklin
Kek
