MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前Everything happens for a reasonlemmy.todayimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1494arrow-down114
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minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 年前No, no. It’s a hot mess because I made one very bad decision: to marry my highschool sweetheart who I thought I would enjoy her membership in the stupid slut club. Turns out, you can’t fix stupid and true to the club, she broke my heart twice.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前Shoulda listened to what the doctor said…
No, no. It’s a hot mess because I made one very bad decision: to marry my highschool sweetheart who I thought I would enjoy her membership in the stupid slut club.
Turns out, you can’t fix stupid and true to the club, she broke my heart twice.
Shoulda listened to what the doctor said…
No more monkeys jumping on the bed?