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Everything changed when the firemelon attacked.
You’ll just open the floodgates to more melen-lutions – umbremelon, espemelon, sylvemelon, glacemelon.
That’s just the tip of the iceberg lettuce. (Volcano lettuce, tornado lettuce…)
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female melon breeding
This is the best one I’ve seen.
Thank you kindly. Let us fertilize the earth with our shitposting.
Don’t forget a Heartmelon - you can’t summon Captain Planetmelon without all five.
I accidentally used Coco instead of Heart and summoned Cocomelon instead. Please send help.
“I am not Toph, I am Melon Lord! MWAHAHAHAHA”
Mel-ements was right there.