• wizzor
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      11 months ago

      The only correct way to bring it up, is to hand make your wife a beautiful shoe storage rack.

    • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      11 months ago

      It’s just for you and a nice gaze at the horizon. Perhaps with a morning coffee

    • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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      11 months ago

      That’s when you give her a knowing gaze and say mmhm… and then walk away and avoid her until she stops wanting to murder you.