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There was a young man
From Cork, who got limericks
And haikus confused
Two muffins are in an oven.
One turns to the other and say “Sure is getting hot in here.”
The other one responds “Holy shit! A talking muffin!”
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered six offender
LOL, nice! The answer I had in mind:
Because seven ate nine.