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minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·7 months agoI don’t remember that, but I remember hitting a gate while on my bike and hurting my manhood
minus-squareEvolvedTurtle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoI had a bike fall in my nuts Shit suuucked like bruises and everything Plus there was a uncomfortable amount of attention on my nuts from my mom and also the doctor we went to
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoI was actually lucky my mom was there cause I don’t think I could have gotten back to the house without her. Don’t remember what happened after that though.
minus-squareRampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoOne time, I rode off a driveway down a wooded hill, because I wasn’t used to hand brakes on my cousin’s bike.
minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoI climbed a recently pruned tree in swim trunks. Then fell and snagged on the way down and inverted.
I don’t remember that, but I remember hitting a gate while on my bike and hurting my manhood
I had a bike fall in my nuts Shit suuucked like bruises and everything
Plus there was a uncomfortable amount of attention on my nuts from my mom and also the doctor we went to
I was actually lucky my mom was there cause I don’t think I could have gotten back to the house without her. Don’t remember what happened after that though.
One time, I rode off a driveway down a wooded hill, because I wasn’t used to hand brakes on my cousin’s bike.
I climbed a recently pruned tree in swim trunks. Then fell and snagged on the way down and inverted.