• Bizarroland@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      Dad, why is the secret service here?

      Don’t worry about it son, there was a little mishap and your mom shat the president.

      Next thing you know thanks to a series of unfortunate misunderstandings and accordimg to Amazon a “malfunctioning Alexa” we had to get the federal government involved.