like, GiantHairyNipplemonsters.com…

Or maybe better, the domain for beer brewed especially for gamers… Game Ale.

“… that was… luthis at… gaymail… .com???”

“Exactly, luthis@gameale.com.”

“… g a y…m a i l?”

“What?? No! GAME ALE dot com!”

Just the random shit that comes into my brain when I walk without other stimulus… surely I’m not the only one.

    • Frater Mus@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
      9·
      11 months ago

      I worked an ISP in the nineties and a coworker registered atdot.com, ran a home server for it with sendmail, and assigned himself the dotat username. He would tell people over the phone that his email was “dot at at at dot dot com”. This was when you had to contact InterNIC directly to register a domain.

      Could be the same guy for all I know.

      Digression: I registered mouse.net in ~1996 back when TLD categories were being enforced. But the NIC bungled the renewal and by the time I proved it to them it had been snagged by a Korean company. NIC threw their hands up because no one there spoke Korean. I think Altavista’s Babelfish existed then but I don’t remember if it supported Korean.

  • Helix 🧬@feddit.deEnglish
    19·
    11 months ago

    For a while, I had butt.online as domain. You can also use subdomains like sexy.butt.online or licks.butt.online or fucks.butt.online… endless buttibilities. I set up my.wife@has.a.big.butt.online if someone wanted her email, butt that backfired…

  • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works
    201·
    11 months ago

    I own poggers.website which is always funny when I tell people to look at my “poggers website”.

    At some point I tried to register chee.se so my email could be themoonis@chee.se but unfortunately it’s a 4-letter domain that spells a common word, so it’s squatted to hell and back.

  • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
    171·
    11 months ago

    No, because https://cock.li/ already exists and offers absolutely fantastic email hosting that you’d be proud to put on a business card.

    The link is safeish for work, I swear. The only nsfw thing is the naughty language. No nekked pictures or goatse awaits the brave traveler.

  • TheFeelTrain@lemm.ee
    15·
    11 months ago

    I pay like $10/yr to keep the@feeltra.in even though I never actually use it.

    Still waiting for the .train TLD to get made. There is .car, .bike, .taxi, .boats, and even .motorcycles but apparently nobody uses trains.

  • TheBananaKing@lemmy.world
    131·
    11 months ago

    I’ve always used “Don B. Sonozi” (godfather@mafia.org) as my spam email, for shit that demands signup but not verification.

    I figure that one day - one day - a spammer will learn regret.

    • Waker@lemmy.world
      3·
      11 months ago

      Hilarious. As a non native English speaker, that took me a few seconds to get. But it’s so good lmao, I’m stealing this one.

    • TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee
      6·
      11 months ago

      Similar. In stores or wherever in-person a hostess asks for my mail for ads or some dumb subscription, I just start to dictate “spam…yes, spam@[myname].com”. Sometimes they believe me and I actually got the spam since I configured a catch-all.

  • zwaetschgeraeuber@lemmy.world
    112·
    11 months ago

    not joke domains, but when high on acid, my gf and me watched finding nemo. all i had in my head in that time was, how great the idea of a crypto coin named “fishcoin” would be.

  • Trollivier@sh.itjust.works
    9·
    11 months ago

    Not to embarrass or unsettle, but I know someone, when debating online, who would ask the other side to send him their evidence, or an article, by email at this address : chris@toujoursraison.final

    In French, if you read all the words and symbols, it translates as “Chris is always right period”.

  • Sailing7@lemmy.ml
    8·
    11 months ago

    I love to submit my ILoveSpam@domainname.com E-Mail Adress at In-Person Counters when they ask for an E-Mail-Adress. Makes every person I told it grin :D

    Edit: noticed some sentence building errors. Corrected 'em.