All in one sitting. You get one condiment of choice, and a large glass of water. Bills can be torn up before consumption but nothing is stopping you from housing full Benjamins and digging for gold in the bathroom later. I think I could probably eat at least 10, and I would pick BBQ sauce.

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    I’d lure you to give me a bill for me to eat, then walk off with my free 100$ (no way I’m putting money in my mouth)

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      You think this is my first rodeo? You gotta put down a credit card as collateral. Don’t worry, the bills are clean. I’m in the money laundering business.

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    I hopefully get time to do my research to make sure my country’s currency doesnt have any toxic products, if its not the case id say somewhere in the thousands/tens of thousands. Especially if i can just tear them down to pieces and eat them with sauce.

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      This is the way, I think. Trying to swallow them whole will only lead to disaster, unless you have zero gag reflex (no judgment). And I think I’d go with artichoke dip.

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    I’d fold them tight to the size of a pill and swallow them. I could do 100 easily, but I’d shoot for at least a thousand.

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    I have no idea what $100 dollar bills are made out of, but if it’s paper then I think you’re in trouble especially since there’s no time limit on the one sitting.

    I surely wasn’t the only kid to eat an obscene amount of paper, right? RIGHT?

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      US bank notes are a blend of 75% cotton and 25% linen plus trace amounts of whatever is in the ink and security features.

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    If strictly USD 100 bills: not worth it since destruction of legal tender is illegal and I won’t risk you ratting me out. But if I get to choose a currency where it’s legal (such as Euros) and which don’t contain much plastic… probably as much as can fit in my stomach which is probably a few hundred bills.

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        I mean why not? A typical bank note weighs about 1g and probably has a similar density to most starchy food. With enough condiment and water, eating half a kilo of the stuff isn’t something I’d enjoy on a daily basis but totally worth it if I get paid the equivalent of half a year’s salary.

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          I honestly thought you meant a few bills, each worth a hundred, and I was trying to make a joke.

          Starchy food is mostly water - around 75% for potatoes. So 500g of zero-moisture would require 1.5L of water to break even not with 500g of potatoes, but with 2kg potatoes, or 80-85% of a 5-pound sack of potatoes for our US readers.

          Bottom line, 500g equivalency to starchy food would be to eat 2kg of potatoes with no additional water. Ambitious!

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      If you managed to eat several hundred bills I wouldn’t dream of snitching on you out of respect and sheer awe. I’d probably give you a few extra just for the show

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      They are 25% linen and 75% cotton. Neither are very good for digestion but probably harmless unless those crumpled corners cut your custard dispenser on the way out

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    Do I have to keep them down? Because if I can rip and salt them before, I can eat a lot, but I’m going to need my stomach pumped. Even if there isnt something toxic in there, they will cause a bowel obstruction.

    Speaking from real world experience, I can consume around 1 kilogram relatively comfortably, with normal water consumption. I might be able to push that to 1.1kg with minimal water, but I wouldn’t if yakking means I lose it all.

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    Not sure if this breaks the “rules”, but I reckon I could manage half the stack. Burn it, and mix the ash into the glass of water like a really shitty protein drink.

    The other half of the stack is for me to keep of course (you did say you only have one stack right?)