The data showed an increase in hospital admissions of children due to diseases including bacterial infection, RSV, influenza and common cold viruses since October.
Leading scientists said the situation warranted close monitoring, but were not convinced the spike signalled the start of a new global outbreak.
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The standard wording of the alert echoed the first-ever notice about what would become COVID-19, sent on December 30, 2019: “Undiagnosed pneumonia — China (Hubei).”
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I call dibs on the toilet paper this time
My brother in Christ, we’ve all switched to bidets anyway.
My comrade in Satan, I switched to bidet in the first few months of pandemic and never looked back.
Why would you? You don’t have to wipe anymore.
I still got my stash from covid…it will be there for the end of times…