• miskOP
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      1 year ago

      AI powered Clippy…

      Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

      Where do I sign up?

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      “It looks like you are trying to install linux. If you try to kill me I will be required to generate nude images of you committing various felonies, which I will send to everybody you know, and the authorities. Can I help you set up onedrive instead?”

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        lets get that automatically and tamper-proofingly upload that to YOUR OneDrive and we’ll get all the scanning for nudes dupes and you’ll be all compromised and set to go!

        — Microsoft, worst [first] date from hell, probably