• SuperIce@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Next time you’re stuffing fistfuls of delicious bacon into your mouth, you might want to consider sticking a piece or two of crispy goodness into your crotch, then up your butt for good measure.

    That’s a hell of a way to start an article.