• StereoTrespasser@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    C’mon, he’s obviously a nice guy who just needed a car because capitalism, and when he realized there was a baby inside he breastfed it, sang it a lullaby, and returned it to the parents. He now visits the family every Christmas and they laugh and laugh at how they all met.

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        11 months ago

        can confirm too, i was the oxygen in the air in that moment