• stallmer
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    1 year ago

    What’s the protocol for when someone accidentally steps on the robot vacuum?

    • wallybeavis@lemmings.world
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      1 year ago

      To quote the Honorable Captain Blackadder : Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.

    • Madison420@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Hope that someone is someone else and move away rapidly.

      Outside of that you spider in a cup it and then Indiana Jones a weight on top, 98% chance you’re going to be multi part rapidly after and a 1% chance it’s a dud 1% chance cartoon shit actually worked.