Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoHello therelemmy.mlimagemessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up11.51Karrow-down124cross-posted to: shitposts@anarch.is196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneclimatememes@lemmy.world
arrow-up11.49Karrow-down1imageHello therelemmy.mlFacelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square89fedilinkcross-posted to: shitposts@anarch.is196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneclimatememes@lemmy.world
minus-squarePeterPoopshit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down3·edit-21 year agoSee? I never have to bathe because women love my natural body scent. My mom still forces me to shower once a month despite any amount of facts and logic. No wonder I’m still single /s
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoI actually had a guy once tell me that he didn’t bathe because “women are attracted to my natural musk” but also that he was “voluntarily celibate.”
See? I never have to bathe because women love my natural body scent. My mom still forces me to shower once a month despite any amount of facts and logic. No wonder I’m still single /s
I actually had a guy once tell me that he didn’t bathe because “women are attracted to my natural musk” but also that he was “voluntarily celibate.”