The Monkey's PawEnglish · 1 year ago

I wish spiders whispered at night

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I wish spiders whispered at night

The Monkey's PawEnglish · 1 year ago

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KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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Granted.

But they only do it your ear and always right before you fall asleep.
- SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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  “pst, taxes are due tomorrow”

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