“What’s with all the bags of ice?”
so you say you always bring an empty cooler with you on a first date. that’s interesting
Takes off all clothes to get ready for some love making … “What? You want me to wash my body first? … OK?” …everything goes black
"Why does everything smell like iodine and pine needles… /slump
Removed by mod
Drop the bullshit and tell me your exact blood type
Nice try Dr Acula!
Dr. Jan Itor
Of all the things in that picture, what bothers me still is why only London written in cyrillic?
It’s the way Tinder renders. ‘Lives in’ shows up in the language/alphabet of the app of the creator of the profile, while all other headers are processed in the language of the viewer of the profile.
It actually serves as a decent trick for learning the language settings on the app of a person who’s profile you’re viewing.
You know what, same.
Partner for “life”.
I can fix her
Watch out, or she’ll fix you
The benefits of having a gf surgin
If she’s surgin’ for cash, she may bring in a surgeon to grab your kidneys
She didn’t ask for him to have a job
Or be over 6’. You have a point.
Organ dealers don’t see height 🥺😍
they dont care about appearance, what they do care about is whats inside!
There were urban legends back in the 80s and 90s about tourists in beach resort cities hooking up with attractive women in bars and discos, going back to their apartments or hotel rooms to keep drinking, passing out, then waking up next day… without the corneas of their eyes! Completely blind!
The one I used to hear was waking up in a tub of ice without one or both kidneys
Sounds more like a “till death do us part” rather than a long time partner to me :/
“lifetime” partner :-)
goes on date
Man- "lets play a game, i tell you what i like about you and you tell me what you like about me.
Olga- “how valuable your are to me” (whispers under her breath) “economalicly”
Economalicaly, haha pure gold
Alright guys, you get one more try.
(pssst, I think the misspellings are actually intentionally part of the joke)
Eh more of a operation guy tbh
Suspicious
must reside within 5 hectares of the М̷̩̦̩͕̆̈́̇̊о̶̡͉̱̺͉̦̐̍̍͗̋р̶͇͍̈̆͋о̷̨̝̺̪̥̱̹̫̦̝̝̥͚̺͐̓͋̾͒̋̏͐̈́͌̊̎͜͝з̶̧̡̹̜̪̟̭̤͚̤͎̳̓̉͋͘ͅо̷̨̦̋в̸̙̙̑ͅо̵͓̹̲͕͈̫͇̤̾̄̐͊͑̅͗̌͌̅͘ city-centre
“What’s with the fava beans and that nice bottle of chianti?”
🚩🚩🚩🚩
Way too suspiciously specific
Must enjoy ice cold baths!
