Granted. You’re really great at coughing on command.

[@wizzor@sopuli.xyz]

Granted, your skill is detecting others’ disappointment in you.

Granted, you can even choose your skill, bur for each skill your body unlearns a vital function.

You are now really talented only asmr book readings, nothing else, any attempts to learn another skill are immediately forgotten upon waking the next day

[@chriskoss@lemmy.fmhy.ml]

Your skill is coming up with wishes that would have improved your life the most. Every moment is filled with regret as you become ever more deeply aware that you wished wrong.

[@Repulsa@lemmy.fmhy.ml]

Granted you’re amazing at one thing but terrible at everything else. You can no longer take care of yourself and require full time care.