Originally posted by @chriskoss@lemmy.fmhy.ml.

  • runeko
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    98 months ago

    Granted. Every time you snap your fingers, $1000 is removed from your bank account and given to some random person on the planet.

    • w00
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      28 months ago

      To add to this, the pennies are moldy and gunky. It’s not USD currency but a strange mix of groshcys, Groschen, lira, yen, Franken, even 900 year old Skrupel from all over Europe…

  • @sramder@lemmy.world
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    58 months ago

    Granted. Unfortunately it comes out of your bank account and Citybank just increased your “overdraft insurance limit” to 1 million dollars.

  • The Dark Lord ☑️
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    8 months ago

    Granted. You get $1k poorer and it’s only given to people who have way too much already.

  • @late_nightOPM
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    18 months ago

    [@olsonexi@rammy.site]

    Granted. It comes out of your bank account.

  • @late_nightOPM
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    8 months ago

    [@wowitsverycool@lemmy.fmhy.ml]

    Granted! A system has been set up where snapping your fingers automatically transfers $1000 from your bank account into that of a random stranger somewhere in the world. How generous of you!

    • @late_nightOPM
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      18 months ago

      [@chriskoss@lemmy.fmhy.ml]

      This might be my favorite answer

  • @late_nightOPM
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    18 months ago

    [@PrimaCora@lemmy.fmhy.ml]

    In $1 bill bricks delivered by airdrop on top of them