The Monkey's PawEnglish · 1 year ago

I wish I had the power to control water. [MIGRATED]

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I wish I had the power to control water. [MIGRATED]

The Monkey's PawEnglish · 1 year ago

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Originally posted by @wowitsverycool@lemmy.fmhy.ml.

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You can increase the velocity of your piss by 10

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