Granted.
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And it’s a great hat. Even the money’s paw needs a day off once in awhile.
Granted. Your head is now enormous! And all hats look silly perched atop its corpulent mass.
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Granted. You’re now the “hat guy” and it’s the only thing people remember about you
No. He is the hat man, and is doomed to only interact with people when they extreme amounts of benadryl. He sees the horrors these people experience and can do nothing to help, onlyobserved. The only thing people remember about him is that hat.
[@Wreckronomicon@lemmy.fmhy.ml]
You are granted a funny little hat but now you have a funny little head to put it on
I have honestly been chuckling to myself about this comment for 3 days now
[@wowitsverycool@lemmy.fmhy.ml - OP]
you gotta snap out of it, you have a family that cares about you. you have to stop laughing at the comment