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Zomg@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Which are you?

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Which are you?

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Zomg@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    What if I take large chunks out of the middle, cob and all, while shouting, “Stop selling my data to INTERPOL!”

    • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
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      You may be based af

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      Lemming

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    I eat corn in a rotating spiral, kind of like a lathe.
    What does that make me?

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      Screwy.

      • Steve@communick.news
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        That checks out

    • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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      That’s up and down

    • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org
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      Junji Ito.

  • toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online
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    Slut gang slut gang

  • unemployedclaquer
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    My family can sell you a thousand of those chitnzy cob grabber things

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    I scrape all of the kernels off, then have a friend fling them into my mouth with a slingshot while screaming “Ayayayaya, Zordon!”

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      Sounds like a type of corn bukkake, you’ve been sorted into the slut gang

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    Is that Michael Buble?

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      Not sure, I haven’t met him yet

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    I found myself wondering if that was Michael Buble but I rather doubt he has a wrist tattoo? (Also seems too classy to eat corn that way, but who am I to judge?)

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    Is that a white guy in a do rag

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      Looks like a mesh baseball cap

  • ollie the otter ~ 🦦 (they/them)@pawb.social
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    can someone PLEASE explain the lemmy lore im missing WHY IS IT ALL CORN

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      Because we just had beans. Soon we’ll have wizards pondering their orbs. It’s the beautiful cycle of Lemmy

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