What if I take large chunks out of the middle, cob and all, while shouting, “Stop selling my data to INTERPOL!”
You may be based af
Lemming
I eat corn in a rotating spiral, kind of like a lathe.
What does that make me?Screwy.
That checks out
That’s up and down
Junji Ito.
Slut gang slut gang
My family can sell you a thousand of those chitnzy cob grabber things
I scrape all of the kernels off, then have a friend fling them into my mouth with a slingshot while screaming “Ayayayaya, Zordon!”
Sounds like a type of corn bukkake, you’ve been sorted into the slut gang
Is that Michael Buble?
Not sure, I haven’t met him yet
I found myself wondering if that was Michael Buble but I rather doubt he has a wrist tattoo? (Also seems too classy to eat corn that way, but who am I to judge?)
Is that a white guy in a do rag
Looks like a mesh baseball cap
can someone PLEASE explain the lemmy lore im missing WHY IS IT ALL CORN
Because we just had beans. Soon we’ll have wizards pondering their orbs. It’s the beautiful cycle of Lemmy











