being to wake up from its Purgatory program. How did you get out?
My name is “Robert’); DROP TABLES”.
Ah yes, little Bobby Table
Unexpected XKCD
I ate that silica gel pack that comes with stuff sometimes.
You were the first to purchase WinRAR
I’ve never regretted that purchase.
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ADHD - As usual I forgot something important, like to stay dead.
…that implies that as soon as you remember, you’d keel over right then and there
My death was so absurd it triggered an unhandled edge case in the code.
You just said, I died.
I was just looking for a bathroom. Guess I took a wrong turn?
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I actually sat down and read the rules to the Game of Life by Hasbro.
Successfully divided something by 0
Well, the first step was recognizing I was in a simulated universe in the first place. After that it was about finding the inconsistencies via side-channel attacks.
I’m … I’m afraid to say. Let’s just say it was a bit of an embarrassing venture involving rubberbands.
loom bands mate
Silly Bands, putting them all up your arm and cutting off circulation because they were the thing at the time and you had a massive collection
“Morpheus this is really not funny”
The question at the end implies the death was on purpose. Are you trying to cheat the system?
Watchdog process detected that I was too risky to be allowed to remain in the sim
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