We’re not even dating
That guy has other ideas
Gonna take a ride into the
dangerfriendzoneYou’ve proven that he doesn’t listen.
Or she doesn’t
I can’t possibly prove or disprove that
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Showed up with a movie? Is that tweet from 2003?
I dropped by Blockbuster…
Did he stop at Blockbuster or something?
Thumb drive?
That’s a “terminally online” thing to say. No one in the real world is out there putting movies on thumb drives.
That’s literally how I have transferred files for more than two decades at this point. Once CDs and DVDs all but disappeared, I’m not sure of another way to bring a movie/show, that I can guarantee to get to work on their equipment.
Most people aren’t putting them on thumb drives, they’re receiving them on thumb drives and being told to use VLC to play it. Though tv shows are more common than movies in my experience.
The face mask bit threw me off, I thought it was ominous but I guess is one of those skin care treatments that people use to scare their relatives and flatmates.
“You’re not my lover
more like a brother
I’ve known you since we were like 10
F. R. I. E. N. D. S.”At a medium pace









