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minus-squareSoapbox@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoBut you still need a pretty decent knife to cut into it. Which a kindergartner shouldn’t have at school. Or they could bash it on the table till it breaks open I guess. I’m sure the teachers and janitors will love that.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoNaturally, pack a big knife with the melon. The teacher will change tune pretty quick if the kid has a knife.
minus-squareSoapbox@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agoThat’s a good point. Never just bring a watermelon to a kindergarten knife fight.
But you still need a pretty decent knife to cut into it. Which a kindergartner shouldn’t have at school. Or they could bash it on the table till it breaks open I guess. I’m sure the teachers and janitors will love that.
Naturally, pack a big knife with the melon. The teacher will change tune pretty quick if the kid has a knife.
That’s a good point. Never just bring a watermelon to a kindergarten knife fight.