My dog thinks I’m her best friend though I almost never reward her for tricks with food. It’s more complicated.

“Stardew valley is so weird. You just give this guy sashimi everyday and then get married”

No, that’s me, I would marry whoever gave me sashimi (technically twice a week)

I regularly remind my dog that his love is transactional. Never pays me any mind unless he wants food or to go outside.