I’m getting really sick of all this winning.

The US Postal Service (USPS) plans to introduce its first-ever fuel surcharge on packages to offset rising energy costs, according to a statement.

The surcharge, set at 8%, is expected to take effect on 26 April and remain in place until 17 January 2027, under the current plan.

Packages under Priority Mail Express, Priority Mail, USPS Ground Advantage and Parcel Select will be affected by the surcharge.

So, we’ve got tariffs raising the price of goods, and here’s another 8% ratfuck. This, unironically, is why we can’t have nice things.