• f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4English
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    29 days ago

    “I’m trying to save the world from ancient evil reincarnated; can I get a discount on the hellfire flamberge?”

    “Absolutely not.”

    “Do you have any interest, then, in 99 monster guts or single-use tents?”

    “Shut up and take my gold!”