If you press 5 for Finnish it just hangs up the call.
‘FINNISH HIM!’
‘Okei, kijiik helvetin ruotsalaiset paskiaiset ijikki klii.’
*Call ended*
In a less idiotic timeline, this would have been a hilarious Onion headline.
Give it another year and when they press 2 they’ll get an angry voice yelling at them in English that “'MURICA IS AN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRY AND ALWAYS WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE!! LEARN A REAL LANGUAGE OR GET OUT, LOSER!!”
“your location and identification has been noted. Please find the nearest exterior environment and lay down on your stomach. Government help is on the way.”
You can say Spanglish, it’s ok. 🤷🏽♂️
Except Spanglish is usually used for blended English/Spanish.
Erm, I’ve always heard it used pejoratively to describe “broken” English-Spanish, not “blended”. 🙇🏽♂️
FWIW, I was being sardonic, not promoting toxic bullshit. To be clear. Don’t use “Spanglish” IRL on my account, please. 😅






