I’ll start. Een Soviet Russia:
- computer hacks you.
- tv watches you
- car drives you
- gun shoot you
- neighbour hear you
- music listens to you
- alcohol drinks you
- window smashes you
That’s all I got for now. Let’s have some more laughs at Russia’s expense.
'Slava!
In Soviet Russia, post deletes YOU
Edit: question is it funnier/authentic-er to say the proper English conjugation or not (vs “thread post YOU” without the
s)