I’ll start. Een Soviet Russia:
- computer hacks you.
- tv watches you
- car drives you
- gun shoot you
- neighbour hear you
- music listens to you
- alcohol drinks you
- window smashes you
That’s all I got for now. Let’s have some more laughs at Russia’s expense.
'Slava!
Btw, “Slava” by itself can totally be interpreted as the reader wants, as it can be “Slava USSR!”
It’s just “glory”
Sorry, I thought I was being… I don’t know. I’ll err on the side of clarity going forward.
Slava Unkraini!
Edit: altho, at this point, I think you guys pretty much “own”
Slava🤠😜 I can’t see any Russian saying it and not having a serious risk of being disappeared.